Friday, November 8, 2013
SIX YEARS
I didn't make a conscious decision to stop. I just ran out of inspiration, like a car running out of gas, and in a similar fashion the blog slowly petered to a halt.
Not that this necessarily makes me unhappy at all. I didn't choose to start being inspired to write these blog posts and I didn't chose to stop being inspired. It's just something that happened. And I enjoyed it while it lasted.
Still, I can take satisfaction from knowing my blog lasted longer than this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this. As we all know, when it comes to blog writing longevity is the main indicator of quality. Boom!
I will sign off by leaving some of my favourite posts here:
Crush-a-majig
The Einfeld Defence
Terror on the High Seas
Feedback for Miles
Review: Andy's Face
Don't Fuck with Chuck
Lol-Surgery
A Fun Day out with Obama
Meeting the Parents
Fin.
P.S. I continue to micro blog in the style of Where's Me Pint on twitter here.
Friday, June 15, 2012
YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY SCANTILY CLAD LADIES
Pageviews on my blog spiked dramatically around May 2010. I wonder why...
HORSE SIZED DUCKS
"Would you rather be attacked by a hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?"
I throw that question open for debate.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
WORDS FOR YOU TO LIVE BY
In public, he nearly always kept his opinions to himself, but he was believed to have been instrumental in at least three Cabinet sackings, insisting to his wife that she had to get rid of people who were not reliable.
"Loyalty, to me, is the one quality all men must have" he once said.
Consider that my new motto, once you take out the commas.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
I WILL DESTROY THE LOT OF YOU
That's what I refer to as "muscling in on my territory". My attitude to all of this is summed up here.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
A PRANKTACULAR APRIL FOOLS PRANKING
Sunday, June 5, 2011
ON THIS DAY
This day in 1990 sucked! Here's hoping for a more fun-filled day tomorrow:
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
DESK CALENDAR WISDOM
Cad. Pecksniffian cant. Stool pigeon. Guttersnipe. Murderer. Swine. Cheeky young pup.
I fear I would not do well in Great Britain's Parliament. My entire repertoire of insults, wiped out in one cruel stroke.
Those Pecksniffian cants have done me over again!
Friday, April 15, 2011
IN OTHER NEWS
Friday, March 25, 2011
HERE WE GO AGAIN
At the Woodstock Kindergarten in the previously safe, Labor-held inner-western Sydney seat of Strathfield, Mr O'Farrell had to develop his upside-down reading skills as he rested The Very Hungry Caterpillar on his lap and read it aloud. The 20 eager preschoolers did an excellent impression of never having heard a word of it before.
Later, Mr O'Farrell was shown the ropes of an alphabet-learning computer game by four-year-old Shewta Adaikalavan. As he was leaving, one of Shewta's classmates (a little boy, of course) called out to Mr O'Farrell: "You're a silly bum-bum."
"What did you say?" the putative NSW premier said with mock outrage. The little boy was suddenly lost for words, but his mate kindly volunteered: "He said you were a silly bum-bum."
Never before have I seen such an incisive description of either candidate at any election. Sometimes it takes an innocent child to state what we’re all thinking but are too afraid to say out loud, cutting straight to the heart of the matter. Pages of analysis couldn’t sum up O’Farrell quite as accurately as this four-year-old.
I’m voting for that kid. For real change.
Silly bum-bum.
Doodie head.
SHOCKING UPDATE!!!!
A random Liberal hanger-on (forefront) was spotted here, pummelling his wife with both fists. O'Farrell sits with wife Rosemary watching on in amusement.
Friday, January 14, 2011
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
UPDATE!!!!
And in other celebrity news:
It's called "being a douche".
Troubled actor Matthew Newton has broken his silence for the first time since allegedly attacking former girlfriend Rachael Taylor, confirming he remains in treatment for "a long-term and undiagnosed ailment".
Thursday, January 6, 2011
APOLOGIES
Personally, I blame a lack of competition. Where's Me Pint's market domination is absolute and unchallenged. With no possibility of any other blogs moving in on my territory, there is no need to produce any further content. I can simply coast on my previous efforts and watch the money roll in.
A shot from the living room of my beach-side mansion, paid for with the profits from Where's Me Pint.
More splendour.
One of the many cars in my collection. This one came with Kim Kardashian.
Stop me if I'm making you jealous.
Living large at beach-side parties is all part of the Where's Me Pint lifestyle. That's me in the middle.
On the other hand, it's not always easy being insanely cashed up on cold hard blog monies, living in magnificent beach-side mansions while partying day and night with many scantily clad ladies. But someone has to do it.
UPDATE!!!!
My accountant informs me Where's Me Pint is operating at a loss, and has been from the beginning. Shit!
He has also informed me those are images of Tiger Wood's house, and that my recollection involving those other images may not be 100% accurate. Shit!
MEGA-UPDATE!!!!
The rest of 2010 was also shit-house. Naturally that was everyone else's fault.
SUPER-MEGA-UPDATE!!!!
Good news! I've fired my accountant.
Friday, August 13, 2010
MORE ELECTION MADNESS
"Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!" - Abbott
How absconding with a youngster would help his campaign has yet to be determined.
Abbott has yet to offer a comment and has not been seen since he ran off down the road.
P.S. I promise this will be the last election-related blog post. But like all promises relating to an election campaign, this one will probably be broken.
Friday, August 6, 2010
LOL-POLITICS
JULIA Gillard has still yet to talk directly to Kevin Rudd about him joining her campaign, saying they have been communicating by text message.
Ms Gillard she hopes to catch up with Mr Rudd in Brisbane tomorrow but conceded she had not spoken directly with him.
“We're chronic, chronic texters, chronic BlackBerry users,” Ms Gillard told ABC radio.
“And so we've been communicating like that and we're going to catch up face-to-face on Saturday.”
In another stunning exclusive, this blog has obtained a transcript of the text messages exchanged between the two politicians:
Text message sent by Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard ("JG"): oh hai dere! u still mad??
Text message sent in reply by former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd ("KR"): wtf LOL yes
JG: zomg lyk build a bridge & lyk get over it
KR: u get over it
JG: k cn u lyk stop bein baby n help me stop abbott nao?
KR: u stop bein baby & you help me stop abbott now!
JG: um k. will u halp or no?
KR: ye ye sure whatevs. i can has ministry 4 foreign affairs now?
JG: ummmmmmmmmmm….......yes
KR: sweet
JG: we b friends now?
KR: Lol
Politics at it’s finest.
SHOCKING UPDATE!!!!
Political campaign descends into no-holds-barred wrestling match, somehow.
SHOCKING TWITTER EXCHANGE!!!!
(Between myself and the editor of The Punch David Penberthy, after he posted this article)
@Penbo Hey, you stole my idea! http://tiny.cc/wv4h5
Penbo @MrDenorris great (or strange) minds mate. Didn't see yours til you sent me the link. Honest!
Friday, July 9, 2010
LAZY FRIDAY AFTERNOONS AT WORK
Around closing time my boss asked me to provide a hearing report to him so he could forward it on to the client that day. I gave him a hearing report all right.
Below is a true copy.
So & So Case Hearing Report
I went to that place where the Court stuff is heard and a few things happened.
The first thing that happened was the matter was set down for final hearing.
The other thing that happened was the other guy said he wanted to file another affidavit and we said yeah.
As I said before we should probably file their first affidavit or things might go bad.
The end.