Thursday, July 19, 2007

COUNTER-CURSE URGENTLY REQUIRED

The spam I keep receiving just keeps getting weirder:

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I think she just cast a spell on me. Somebody help!

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

MAN NOT PIRATE

"German was not a pirate of her affections," attorney Enrico Mirabelli said. "Her affections were already adrift."