Wednesday, December 5, 2007

MUST CRUSH COMPETITION

A friend of mine has shamelessly copied my example and recently created his own blog: Words that Rhyme with Nick.

Let me just say from the outset, I don't approve of other people making blogs.

Allowing your average joe to make blogs, porn sites, or anything else on the internet dilutes the total amount of content that can be found and makes it harder for people to find the premium content. Premium content, like, say for example, this blog.

For that reason, I intend to disparage Nick mercilessly until I have crushed his spirit and sent him into a violent depression that forces him to close up shop and kill himself. Frankly I'm doing him a favour. He'll understand one day.


"Words that ryhme with Nick", indeed. I'll tell you a few words that rhyme with Nick:

None-too-quick, prick, ball-lick and sucks on d***.

I also understand your mother has been pulling tricks.

Disparaging completed.

OH, THE IRONY!

Man's life saved by his wedding ring.