Labor was returned to power at yesterday's State election, in spite of their deliberate attempts to wreck up the State's roads and public transport. We can now look forward to four more years of this:
The Pacific Highway
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
TOO MUCH CAFFEINE IS BARELY ENOUGH
Headline: Starbucks to open 10,000 new stores in four years.
Thank Christ for that. Before now if I wanted a coffee I'd have to go all the way across the street, but soon I won't even have to leave the building!
Thank Christ for that. Before now if I wanted a coffee I'd have to go all the way across the street, but soon I won't even have to leave the building!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
WHERE'S ME PINT'S POPULARITY SOARS
A second person I don't know left a comment on my blog the other day. That brings my total number of confirmed readers (who aren't friends of mine I've coerced into reading) up from zero to two.
Ceeelebrate good times, come on!
Ceeelebrate good times, come on!
MAY THE RAGE BE WITH YOU
Overheard from co-workers:
Which reminded me of another quote:
Wise words all round.
Co-worker one: Good luck with your Touch Footy game tonight.
Co-worker two: I don't need luck, I've got rage.
Which reminded me of another quote:
The key to the game of football, and life, is to
annihilate everything in a blind rage.
Wise words all round.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE IS TO PANIC
From today's MX (not available online):
The Police have yet to confirm that the child is the son of Lucifer, but that much should be pretty obvious by now.
TODDLER RUNS CAR INTO MUM
A Melbourne woman is in hospital after her toddler son hopped into the driver's seat of her car, started the engine and then accidentally pinned her beween the car and a brick wall.
The woman was taken to Dandenong Hospital suffering from a possible broken hip and pevlic injuries.
Her 18-month-old son was not injured.
Investigations are under way.
The Police have yet to confirm that the child is the son of Lucifer, but that much should be pretty obvious by now.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
300: A BALANCED LOOK
A reviewer gives his mild opinion of the new movie 300:
On the other hand, these Iranians are against it. I'll leave it up to you to decide which review is more persuasive.
That's 300 Director Zac Snyder, having just murdered the directors of several lesser films immediately after 300 failed to secure an award at the 2007 Oscars. The film was released too late to be nominated.
I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
On the other hand, these Iranians are against it. I'll leave it up to you to decide which review is more persuasive.
UPDATE!!!
The results are in! Records smashed, etc.
That's 300 Director Zac Snyder, having just murdered the directors of several lesser films immediately after 300 failed to secure an award at the 2007 Oscars. The film was released too late to be nominated.
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