Friday, January 14, 2011

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS

See if you can guess the rest of this headline: Hugh Hefner's lady shows off her massive...



UPDATE!!!!

And in other celebrity news:


Troubled actor Matthew Newton has broken his silence for the first time since allegedly attacking former girlfriend Rachael Taylor, confirming he remains in treatment for "a long-term and undiagnosed ailment".


It's called "being a douche".

Thursday, January 6, 2011

APOLOGIES

By all accounts, 2010 was a slow year for posting on Where's Me Pint.

Personally, I blame a lack of competition. Where's Me Pint's market domination is absolute and unchallenged. With no possibility of any other blogs moving in on my territory, there is no need to produce any further content. I can simply coast on my previous efforts and watch the money roll in.





A shot from the living room of my beach-side mansion, paid for with the profits from Where's Me Pint.



More splendour.



One of the many cars in my collection. This one came with Kim Kardashian.



Stop me if I'm making you jealous.



Living large at beach-side parties is all part of the Where's Me Pint lifestyle. That's me in the middle.



On the other hand, it's not always easy being insanely cashed up on cold hard blog monies, living in magnificent beach-side mansions while partying day and night with many scantily clad ladies. But someone has to do it.




UPDATE!!!!

My accountant informs me Where's Me Pint is operating at a loss, and has been from the beginning. Shit!

He has also informed me those are images of Tiger Wood's house, and that my recollection involving those other images may not be 100% accurate. Shit!


MEGA-UPDATE!!!!

The rest of 2010 was also shit-house. Naturally that was everyone else's fault.


SUPER-MEGA-UPDATE!!!!

Good news! I've fired my accountant.