Wednesday, March 14, 2007

THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE IS TO PANIC

From today's MX (not available online):

TODDLER RUNS CAR INTO MUM

A Melbourne woman is in hospital after her toddler son hopped into the driver's seat of her car, started the engine and then accidentally pinned her beween the car and a brick wall.
The woman was taken to Dandenong Hospital suffering from a possible broken hip and pevlic injuries.
Her 18-month-old son was not injured.
Investigations are under way.


The Police have yet to confirm that the child is the son of Lucifer, but that much should be pretty obvious by now.

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