AUSSIE MUSLIMS UNITE AGAINST EVIL

From today's The Australian:

Australia's Sunni Muslims have pushed aside ideological differences with their Shia counterparts to form a united front against...

Terrorism? Female circumcision? Suicide bombing?

...Israel

Oh.

FEELING OPTIMISTIC?

Sydney’s dam levels have reached the 50% mark, and are now half empty. Uh, I mean, they’re now half full. No wait...

...

Oh to hell with you!

I’m off to the pub to grab a beer and sort this out.

BIG QUESTIONS ANSWERED

Question posed at Fark.com: Do Koalas have talons?

Answer by Somacandra: It's Australia, man. Everything has talons and can kill you. Even the 'creme brulee' has talons.

'Nuff said.

NOW THAT'S JUST CREEPY

Julia Gillard briefly usurped Kevin Rudd as top dog of the Opposition yesterday...

"Not that Gillard even so much as raised her voice throughout the hour and a half she sat in the chair as acting leader of the Opposition while Rudd was away at the funeral of Tom Burns, a former Queensland ALP leader and deputy premier.

"Instead Gillard fixed the Prime Minister, who was the subject of each one of her questions, with a focused stare that must have been disconcerting if only because she did not appear to blink."

I'm not going to accuse the deputy Opposition Leader of being possessed by the Devil, but, well, just try to spot her pupils in that photo and I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

UPDATE!!!!

Take a closer look at that photo. You'll notice that's Shadow Treasurer Wayne Swan in the background, with his hand down his pants. The plot thickens by the minute.

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