Tuesday, February 23, 2010

HOT SCOOP

Just between you and me, I know a guy who knows a guy, who saw Peter Garrett last night sneaking around with a can of gasoline, setting someone’s house on fire.

At the time he was heard yelling something along the lines of “HOW DO THEY SLEEP WHILE THEIR BEDS ARE BURNING, AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

When questioned about the incident,
Kevin Rudd defended Garrett’s actions, stating “I have absolute confidence in the minister” and that setting houses on fire “has been a very hard program to implement”.


UPDATE!!!!

More evidence of Garrett's night-time activities has come to light:


Peter Garrett, photographed in 1995 discussing the merits of burning down houses with the local constabulary.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insght at the end there, not leave it with ‘we leave it to you to decide’.