EVERYBODY LOVES LADY LOVE

I'm thinking about starting a new religion, one that would be founded on the holiest of holy concepts: the celebration of lady love.

I became inspired after witnessing the following miracle, sent down from the heavens by the Holy Father himself so that all of mankind may bask in it's blessings:





I was later overjoyed to discover that I was not the only one concerned with spreading the Good Lord's message to the yet-to-be-converted. Listen closely as brother "Pittsburgh Slim" delivers the following sermon. It would truly be a heart of stone that is not swayed by his message:





There's no punchline here. This is not a subject one can make jokes about.

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Booioioioing!