Monday, June 23, 2008

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE CLAIMED

Australia has won the World Heavyweight Title and is now officially the world's fattest nation, with one in four of us considered obese.

Well, it's good to be No. 1, and if we couldn't win the race to the moon, we can at least say we have beaten the Yanks at this.



UPDATE!!!

Interestingly, at the last two Olympic games Australia p0wned the competition in terms of medals per capita won, coming a respectable fourth in 2000 and third in 2004.

Presumably there is some correlation between a nation's per capita medal count and how athletic it's population is. This being the case, then Australians are simultaneously among the world's most athletic citizens, and also among the world's fattest.


Australia's "biggest losers" take to the track:

Run faster fatty! The nation's hopes for Olympic glory rest on your shoulders!

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